JJ: I can’t find my self-control.
Jayla: Tell Justice to stop smiling at me!
Justice: Where are we going tomorrow?
Daddy: To Chicago
Justice: Can I ride my bike?
JJ: Justice let me borrow his socks because we are brothers and that’s what brothers do.
Jayla (upon exiting the bathroom and flushing the toilet for apparently no reason I asked her what she was doing): Baby went potty.
Justice: Is summer after Christmas?
JJ: You beat me because my bike ran out of gas.
Jayla: I’m scared of the moose at church.
Justice: There are 60 minutes in 1 hour.
Me (to JJ while folding laundry): Who’s shirt is this?
JJ: Better check the size.
Justice: Mommy, if you go for a run and push Jayla in the stroller people are going to think that you are crazy.